Soccer Mom Porn

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So I’ve wondered for a week if I should weigh in on 50 Shades of Grey (the movie) and I’m going to talk about it. Yes I’ve read it. I haven’t read the sequels and here is why: If I want to read racy fanfiction about Twilight (or any other fandom) I don’t need to buy it. I’ve been reading it on fanfiction.net and archive of our own for years. Many of the writers on these sites are much better writers too.

I was disappointed in the quality of the book and writing in general. I’m not disappointed that it was racy. It was far from racy. I’ve seen HBO shows that go a lot further. That is why at our house I like to call this “Soccer Mom Porn.” It’s for those who think they are being naughty.  If this is what they think is racy, they have a lot to learn. But I digress because I’m not the one who is going to teach them. That is something they have to find on their own.

Will I see the movie? Yeah because I invested the time reading the book. I’m sure with the rating of R they don’t have anything in there I probably didn’t see on Family Guy last week. I just like to sit back and watch everyone think it’s super over the top. Personally I don’t see anything wrong with it. Feel free to indulge.

The funniest comment I heard today was someone who said they had to look up some of the things in the book to find out what they were. I must have missed those chapters. Yeah, I didn’t know what it was either (wink wink). I nearly laughed until I wet myself, but I have to remember I might have a little more life experience on this person. Yeah, I have a whole lot more.

Okay, I’m done ranting about 50 Shades. 🙂 Back to writing and into my hole for another few days.

Until next time remember, The Community is watching!

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